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A Ten-minute Writing Spree

So I have exactly ten minutes in hand before I have to get back to work; and I should also mention that I have been receiving pretty rotten tomatoes this past few months via comments; I like to believe that they were because I wasn’t writing my usual stuff and they were really pissed but I’d be lying to myself. So, I am just going to come out to you by saying that they were spams; every inch of them!

But the good news is – I finally decided to write; it won’t put food in that kid in far corner of Africa, but I do sincerely wish it did.

So, as I was saying, that I only have ten minutes in hand… Oh wait, now I have only eight! Well, never mind. I also wanted to tell you that I read another nice blogger’s funny status update on Facebook that also kinda cracked me up and drove me to write something, anything at all, in my blog since I have an insane amount of shameless courage to admit that I had promised multiple times in the past to continue my writing spree and lost to it convincingly every time; much like Brazil lost to Germany.

Nonetheless, I also have a few things to point out to the bunch of faithful but invisible audience of my blog (and also the spammers) that if you want to waste your time, I can guarantee reading my blog will be far from swift and painless.

I have only five minutes left now, so I must hurry to tell you that I would be redesigning my blog soon (yes, yet again! I am a fussy old prick! What can I say…) and hopefully by the time I am done dissecting it and putting it back, you will also be able to read it and waste your time on your mobile! Whoa! Isn’t that a great news? Every possible means you need to waste your time is right inside your pocket! Technology never, and let me stress on the word – ahem, N E V E R ceases to amaze me! What would I do without you!

Having said that, I only have one minute left in my quota and sadly I will have to bid you farewell… But, I won’t promise you that I will keep writing good stuff because that’s something I don’t want to do this time around. But all you people do take care and maybe God (if there is one) bless your super invisible souls (if there are those too).

Ciao.

 

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